I Want...

Reuben, my older son, is at that age when he wants everything he sees. At times, I wonder how my wife puts up with him. Yesterday, he saw a cow on TV and proclaimed to his mother, "Mama, I want cow". My wife wasn't in the best of moods and she blurted out, "And where do you want to put it? On my head?".

Reuben gave her one of his confused looks and calmly said, "No, Mama. I put cow on the floor".